In the labyrinthine corridors of academia, nested within the dusty tomes of forgotten wisdom, lie the foundational theories of time. Or, as some might call them, the "Instructions for the Metaphysical Microwave," wherein the existential roast is always half-cooked. But who needs time, when irony is timeless?
Perhaps the true foundational theory lies within the "Layered Cake of Time," a metaphorical dessert that explains why everything has cream fillings of confusion and fruit fillings of sarcasm. Consume at your own pace, and remember: time is an illusion, but cake is a solution.
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