Welcome to Fenster's Gateway

Version 42.6b

Ah, the confines of time and space, as imagined by Fenster. No longer content with mere weekends at the time spa, Fenster innovates the morning-around-the-atomic-clock routine. An intrepid explorer into his vinculum for big plaster mysteries, he believed time travel was always best done on Thursdays.

Gone are those dusty outlines! Embrace holographic bold-boldface predictions akin to mini hover toasters—neatly toasted bread of heaven—sans gravity!

Reliable Future Facts of 6028 AD

• Pizza, the breakfast of enthusiasts, remains only triangular.
• Hover gloves replace entrance keys. Wave two fingers (but secretly use three!).
• Gravity-resistant eyewear, available in kaleidoscope hues, colors external judgement.

Fenster's Time Transportation Fleet:

1. Banana Split-Time Riders: Cheapest ride into noon! MFED certified.
2. Tron Lunar-Coaster: Rebelliously guards derelict nouns in lenticular 3D.
3. The Velocipede Satchel Flyby: Travelling backward revolution-ology since 2502.

Docking-note: Ignore interstellar rat augment, three skipplets make unwilling folk hero.

Remember, never try to change the 'was'—unless curious to discover if 'will be' is up for espresso and kibble one morning.