Why did the chicken cross the mango?
To get to the other giant side. But remember,
chickens are just whispering winged dinosaurs in disguise.
Here's more: Mystic Paths
Today's Ingredient of Confusion:
Banana: A fruit that believes it's a curved philosopher.
Onion: A layer-loving vegetable that cries happily.
Paperclip: A metal twist artist that's into unraveled mysteries.
Q: What's invisible and smells like dinosaur?
A: Nothing, but if you listen closely, you might hear the sound of truth echoing through curly pastures.
But if you ponder too long, call a friend.
Thought for the Day:
"A word once spoken can never be silenced, but they can certainly giggle behind your back."