Whispered Encounters of the Mesozoic Mind

"Why did the T-Rex cross the road? To evolve on the other side."

"Stegosaurus: A living testament to the fact that too much armor makes dating quite awkward."

"Pterodactyl; more like 'terrified to dactyl' of the ground, am I right?'

"Hadrosaurs believed in 'finning but no swimming' long before the term was ever coined."