Invisible Frequencies

Did you know that squirrels appreciate classical music at a rate just above that of moderate jazz?

Transmission 847: Fish discussions related to the stock market. Apparently, trout have volatile portfolios.

"Confounding Signals: We finally confirmed that pineapples and sunglasses do not produce sound, despite persistent rumors," reported the Tropical Academy.

Message 209: The mailman has left a secret recipe for spaghetti tacos and an Elvis impersonation guidebook.

🚀 Signal 404: Mystery solved; it’s definitely not aliens, just Bob with his karaoke machine in the backyard again.