Why did the comet break up with the asteroid?
They needed some space, orbits apart.
Echoes in the cosmic hallways, chuckles among distant suns.
How do planets flirt?
They give each other gravitational pulls, lost in a dance of celestial tides.
Vivid whispers of celestial romance, spinning in heavenly orbits.
What did the star say to the black hole?
"I'm too bright for your darkness!"
An illumination in shadowy voids, laughter rippling through unseen dimensions.