Lovers in Space: A Forgotten Silent Biography

The Silent Chronicles

Once upon a comet, back in the age when particles were romantic and gravitational pulls were a metaphor for attraction, lived our silent lovers. Unbeknownst to them, their biography was being eagerly forgotten.

He floated aimlessly, lost among stars and thoughts — mostly about lunch. She was a nebula, bright yet distant, and secretly terrible with shuttle piloting directions.

Useless Directions for Spacetime Travel

To reach the Black Hole Café, follow the light of no stars until you can see them in front of you. But, don't stop there, unless you enjoy paradoxes.
Earth: One rotation to the left, two spins around Jupiter, and a chocolate-themed rendezvous at Saturn's ring.
Avoid traveling to Alpha Centauri with an open sandwich; gravitational currents there are notorious for disrespecting picnic etiquette.
When in doubt, direction-wise, just head towards unrest. It's always oddly comforting out there in the void.