"The moon in our cereal is plotting a coup," said the toaster, contemplating its metallic destiny.

"Nonsense, bread knows no allegiances," replied the philosopher spoon, its bowl half empty.

The arms reach for the mind, yet all they grasp is a fusion of slumber and digital dreams.

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