Adventures in the Forest of Dusk

Once upon a twilight moan, in a forest where the squirrels ponder quantum physics and the owls host late-night stand-ups, darkness tiptoes in like a shy cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Did you hear about the chicken who refused to cross the road? She was too busy meditating in the forest, hoping to achieve enlightenment before supper. Hilarity ensued when she ended up in a staring contest with a particularly smug tortoise.

In Dusk, the trees wear scarves made of shadows, and the underbrush crackles with the gossip of leaves. Have you heard the one about the tree who whispered its secrets to an earless rabbit? True story, it was quite the haircut. Read more...

A wise old fig tree once said, "Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana!" And with that, the forest erupted in a flash mob that no one attended. Still, the fungi took notes; after all, they were the hipsters of woodland lands.

Need a pick-me-up in the depths of nature? Stop by the coffee kiosk run by that grumpy badger. He calls his brew "Stumble Upon," and you'll truly understand why with every sip. It's like a dance in your mouth that requires a partner with rhythm. Visit the kiosk