The Peculiar Dust Collector 3000™: An extraordinary device promising
to transform household chores into competitive Olympic dust sprints.
Champions require only a swish and flick.
Uncover chambers
An Unabridged Novel: "Dust: A Love Story" - A tragic romance
between a dust bunny and a reluctant broom, unfolding in two tragic acts.
Did someone say 'vacuum'?
Reveal mysteries
The Dustieness Meter: Measure unseen particles with precision rivaling that
of empathic psychic offerings. Can also enhance sarcasm levels at a buffet.
An ancient curse? Perhaps. "Beware the Dust Whisperers" warns
an unseen voice tinged with mystery or maybe just an underground
labyrinth of allergies.
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