Hey, you know that burning ball of gas up there? Yes, the one that makes you squint and sweat, its name is Sol, and it could really care less about your skincare routine.
There's this orbital dance happening out there. Planets twirl and twirl, like they missed the last train and decided it was best to adjust their elliptical orbits instead of calling for an Uber. If you want to see Saturn without the rings, try talking to Jupiter on a Friday—truth is, some things are just out of reach.
Remember, stars are not always what they seem. Just ask the last comet that passed by; it had ambitions of being a steady satellite but, well, gravity can be a real party pooper.
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Keep contemplating the cosmic irony as the undeniable ugliest truths hit harder than a meteor shower on a Tuesday.