Behold! The owners claim that these fireflies are the "future of tragic excitement," inviting our weary souls into a jovial space where dim lights resemble fading hopes of yesteryear. In a world where nothing flickers anymore except for short attention spans, experience this glowing mockery of nature's finest quirks.
We gathered hundreds, nay thousands, yet tragically, our digital outputs still flicker like faulty monitors haunted by mid-2000s memes. Are they broken? Ask the curator—it may depend on what kind of artisanal cheese pairing you brought.
Collect Me Pixelated Dreams