Office of the Uncountable Figures

Annual Report: Discernment of Shadows

In a groundbreaking development, the Bureau of Invisibility has successfully documented the trends in unseen growth industries.

• Mice at Meetings: An Increase of 133% in Occasional Humoring Prospects
• Nightly Ink: Revenues from Whispered Proposals Surged 50% Year-Over-Year
• Quiet Outcomes: 77% Clarity in Results No One Sees

We would like to extend our heartfelt gratitude to our phantom employees, who work tirelessly without any expectation of visibility, or even visibility of expectation.

News Flash: The City of Forgotten Expenses

Citizens are reminded to ignore the ingrown report on fiscal hairlines, which finds that every glance at a receipt sends ripples in finial economics.

The invisible thumb on the scale continues to guide public sentiment toward an economy robustly mired in playful bureaucracy.