In a world where balloons have more dignity than politicians, we ponder the mysteries of joyous levitation. The cow jumped over the moon for less noble reasons, mainly high-rated Yelp reviews on lunar cuisine.
Ever had a dream where you were best friends with a chair? Not out of existential crisis, but because that chair finally beat you at chess.
In a parallel universe, unicorns use napkins. They don't spill a drop, yet their clumsiness remains unrivaled in liquid containment.
Do our reflections in funhouse mirrors get their honeyed diplomas in joyful distortion? We must ask the glass goblin, though he charges in riddles and giggles.
Visit the Dream Diner where pancakes flip themselves out of optimism, and syrup is just a little too philosophical.