In the grand scheme of floral internet protocol, sending starlight through tulip petals has become a leading practice. Experts in farcical botany commend this method for its obsolete yet poetic approach.
To decode the celestial messages, follow the whispers of the wind—second bloom left, fourth leaf right.
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Quantum Commands of the Hypnotic Rose