Welcome to the festival where weariness becomes our collective cheer and nostalgia is the currency of forgotten technologies. Embrace the digital parade where RPGs meet ARMs.
First on the agenda: Poetry read backwards on loop, because hearing the future through the lens of past muffles is the indeed the zenith of current anachronisms.
Our baristas serve espressos that taste like the digital footprints you leave behind. Each sip will recalibrate your inner monologue to resonate with off-brand thoughts.
And don't miss the interactive maze — it’s designed by misplaced pragmatists and incorporates only the finest paradoxical snacks. Get lost, but find yourself somewhere else entirely.