The Universe Rethinks Its Choices
The stars chuckle lightly, your destiny on the line,
scribbled hastily in cosmic coffee stains—
"Murmurs" is the new black.
Somewhere, a golden fish laughs at your plans,
remixes them, adds auto-tune and a snaky sax riff,
then forgets them, for its scales keep time.
"Here lies the grand design," it mutters,
"erased by a supernova sneeze, rewritten by
celestial procrastinators."
So go on, chase the misty rules of engagement,
so delicately penned by fate—ironic, indeed,
that they fizzled out like a soda can’s secrets.
A New Jargon
The stars issue an edict: “All chargers must file grievances in triplicate.”
Consult your nearest oracle for details on ergonomic destiny.