Here lies a compass with no north, and a map that leads only to lunch. The sandwich is, undoubtedly, the hero of this tale.
Open the Portal (but maybe knock first)
Granny's Advice - Spoiler Alert: It involves cookies.
Behold, you have stumbled upon The Beginning of your journey. Yes, the first one. Where was everyone else? Perhaps stuck in a meeting about the importance of time management in a world devoid of time. It's a long story.
In a land where the vending machines dispense gold coins, the wise hermit once said: "Do not feed the trolls your change, for they are on a never-ending quest for Wi-Fi."
Here lies a compass with no north, and a map that leads only to lunch. The sandwich is, undoubtedly, the hero of this tale.
Open the Portal (but maybe knock first)
Granny's Advice - Spoiler Alert: It involves cookies.
As you embark on this quixotic odyssey through the remnants of a world that has forgotten when it started forgetting, remember: it's not about the destination, but the absurdity of the detours.