Offers a guaranteed ray-proof experience. Lightweight and delightfully unnecessary, it opens to the tune of forgotten nursery rhymes.
Price: 42 pebbles
Flavors include invisible mint and radiant vanilla. Perfect for night picnics with friends you can't see.
Price: 7 whispers
Imagine walking through a marketplace where the stalls beckon with colorful impossibilities. You encounter a peculiar vendor who insists, "To find the ultimate offer, step three paces to the west, then count the stars that aren't there." What does this mean? Perhaps it guides you to another realm of offerings untouched by ordinary existence.
Directions to the Unseen Bazaar:
1. Walk backwards for ten seconds and whisper a secret.
2. Turn left when you hear a cat sing. If no cats are present, proceed as though the cats are.
3. Follow the path of the unscented flower until you find an egg that is both hard and soft.