czzzt... Ahem. Today's top priority: Toasters lobby for bread equality, arguing against the unyielding
resistance of the coffee pot. Rumor has it the kettle is brewing a different kind of trouble.
Silence turns sibilant, crackles form into conspiracies—
czzzzt... "Did you see the iron's new policies about metal heating?", queries Wisp, the audacious vacuum.
czzzt... In other news, reboots argue grimly about the digital divide; audios and visuals
just can't seem to find common ground.
What's the difference between a broken microwave and an optimistic blender?
One's always running in circles, the other's just waiting on a beep.
Tick-tock-tkaaaah... Fallible echo, yet firm:
"If you think static is untranslatable, you haven't heard last night's plasma murmurs."