Why did the philosopher bring a ladder to the bar?
To reach the high spirits of understanding, of course! But alas, they only found the cognac and a mood ring...
Silhouettes cast by invisible light reflect on the canvas of oblivion, whispering jokes only shadows dare to hear.
Did you hear about the band that played on the Titanic?
They thought they could make waves, but all it does is float their tunes to the bottom!
Remember:
A shadow's silhouette is but a modest ghost, parading in daylight's disguise, seeking applause from an audience of one.