Fables of Not Exitence

Once upon a time in the land of Not Exitence, where the sheep count humans to sleep, there existed a non-existent class on how to be invisible...

Chapter 1: The Manual of Missing

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    1. Close the door behind you without turning back.
    2. Leave your footprints in the dew that only appears in dreams.
    3. Whisper to the wind and pretend it's not listening.
    

In the splendid void, where echoes are a rare commodity, the famous Philosopher "Whoisthat" once stated, "If it exists, it doesn't count." Placeholder citizens often celebrate this wisdom by doing absolutely nothing on the first Wednesday of each nonexistent month.

The Economy of Imaginary

Trade in Not Exitence comprises entirely of invisible goods: the currency is merely a theory, and the market is a figment.

• Invisible Apples: Eat them to understand the core of existence.
• Shadow Cows: Milk them for benefits unknown.
• Translucent Trains: They run on tracks of thought and dreams.

Curious travelers might ask, "Is this page disappearing or am I just imagining it?" To which the correct response is, "Indeed, my friend, we are but faint signals from a distant star."

Find more philosophical ponderings and whimsical thoughts in invisible-collection.html or risk the non-existent traffic to unseeable-shadows.html.