Deep within the fabric of our universe lies the untold truth: a dimension where every decision is made by a committee of procrastinating quantum particles. Here, Schrödinger's cat writes a blog about the existential dilemmas of its dual existence.
In this bizarre realm, superposition means always being late to the party while ensuring that you never miss it, unless you do. A place where Hawks and Doves alike check their horoscopes before making fiscal decisions.