Extraterrestrial Discounts

Purple Potato Slippers - 50% Off

Ever wondered how to confuse an Earth potato?

Wear slippers made of Jupiter's purple ambiance. Now half off, UFO trader's choice.

Xenobot Soap - Wipe the Universe Clean $1

Rechargeable energy not included. Guaranteed to remove curiosity and intrigue, but these are best washed with unspeakable herbs from Proxima Centauri.

Antigravity Coffee - Tilt Free Zone

No need for caffeine jitters with this Orbit-Optimized brew. Comes with complimentary black holes for poke-your-friend fun at possible space disruptions.