Purple Potato Slippers - 50% Off
Ever wondered how to confuse an Earth potato?
Wear slippers made of Jupiter's purple ambiance. Now half off, UFO trader's choice.
Ever wondered how to confuse an Earth potato?
Wear slippers made of Jupiter's purple ambiance. Now half off, UFO trader's choice.
Rechargeable energy not included. Guaranteed to remove curiosity and intrigue, but these are best washed with unspeakable herbs from Proxima Centauri.
No need for caffeine jitters with this Orbit-Optimized brew. Comes with complimentary black holes for poke-your-friend fun at possible space disruptions.