Why did the star cross the black hole? To get to the other side, where the cosmic microwave whispers are quieter! Marvel at the spectacle of the universe's comedic timing in reverse.
Consider this the universe's backtrack—finding solace in solar sausages sizzling backward while wormholes whistle sweet no-things into the void. Care for a paradox phaeton with nebula-flavored frosting?
or get lost here.
Meanwhile, I'm reading backwards—tidder freeze rebels the tremolo in giggles. Isn't it majestic, how the cosmos moonwalks?