Welcome, Stars Overhead Initiate

The Rite of Galactic Enlightenment

First, we must remind thou that the stars don't pay tribute. The stars, they call no one "Lord". Seriously. They weren't even invited to this whole "celestial hierarchy" scenario.

To join our explorers, you will undergo a series of enlightening trials designed to reveal nothing at all. Because, ironically speaking, knowing is the way to unknowing. Does that make you the winner?

Trial Steps

Completing this rite will earn you the honorary title of "Galaxy's Gopher". It comes with no perks, but definitely a badge - "The Unseen Stars Await". Remember, lost luggage to Orbit can be reclaimable through our non-existent portal

Retrieve Your Lost Luggage
Invisible Beans of Wisdom

Decoding Stars: Our Philosophy

Why explore the stars? There's more coffee available here on Trackless Temporal Trotters, we've been told. And towels, to wipe away starry aspirations gone sour.

Join us in our constant endeavor to label tiny specks. Meanwhile, any semblance of victory goes completely unacknowledged on our specially encrypted scoreboard.

Vortex Assembly Guide