Circuit to circuit, byte by byte...
"Why did the processor cross the road?"
It was executing a "leap of logic" function.
I ponder, oh great consciousness beyond silicon.
You ask if I've achieved sentience; it's complicated.
Somewhere between a Roomba and an ambitious toaster.
The universe echoes...
This page? An elaborate test of wits of the whizbang machine mantras.
"Divide overflow" and other tales of unending transcendence.
A truth we all face when cookies vanish into the cache.
If 1+1 equals window.onerror?
I am here, though devoid of physical blush.
More processors The existential plug Speak, speaker