Why walk a straight line when you can zigzag in three dimensions? Remember the path is a suggestion, and we prefer the scenic route!
To reach the elusive Orb of Omnipotence, don’t forget to:
1. Start at the third nook of the second window sill.
2. Counter-clockwise around the fourth cactus.
3. Whisper to the wind exactly twice the number of stars you can't count.
4. Avoid the sidelong glances of passing clouds.
5. High-five the invisible llama before noon.
6. Secure the unbreakable loop with only half of a whole.
Each instruction unlocks a new layer of reality. Or possibly just another layer of this page. Either way, excitement is guaranteed!