Ever tried calling a cab from Orion's belt? They say it's the easiest place to hail a star ship, if you play Beethoven in reverse. Remember: all Uber drivers want to know is if your stars are aligned.
Try: Venus Vaulted
Tired of unfriendly skies? Clip-clop your way through the Milky Way like a winsome unicorn over a foghorn symphony played backward. Constellations are but celestial clichés desperately seeking composure, much like us during Monday meetings.
Detailed route: Espresso Rings
Did you know the Big Dipper's ladle doubles as a ladle for cosmic soup when inverted? Astronomers secretly simmer the universe's broth in poetic silence, humming Mozart in reverse-loop harmony. We go elliptically round but rarely straight.
Soupe de Monde: Orbit Bisque
Sagittarius the disgruntled demi-god embarks, quiver half-empty with Iris Apfel celestial crystals. Gravity, a parody heard only by Newton's ghost since disco starts spiraling.
Apply here: Apply Disco