Last Tuesday saw the yet-to-be-seen success of the Annual Invisible Ballet. Dancers in the halls reported a surprising uptick in phantom applause, with one prima ballerina proclaiming, "It was more crowded than my last performance with visible guests!"
Join the DanceIn a breaking development in the Feathered Communications department, Herbert the Homing Pigeon was spotted sending a message via carrier bird app. This has left experts baffled, as telepathetic abilities among avian species were previously thought improbable. "It's a Game of Thrones tweet, how on earth did it know?" stated an election observer.
Bird TalkA heated debate ensued in Council Chambers today after Treasurer McGillicuddy inadvertently included a paperclip and an unassuming yogurt in the afternoon agenda. The yogurt's ambivalence toward taxation has sparked off a spat between staples and fermented dairy products.
The Meeting Continues