Dear Dimension 4.2-x,

Your correspondence about the root beer shortages was enlightening. I assume the squirrels have begun their interdimensional trade by now?

Yours,
- The Ether Critic

To the Council of Irrelevant Affairs,

It appears time has decided to jest at our organizational hierarchies once more. A meeting on "Why Not?" was, after all, rather efficacious.

Best Regards,
- Master Planter of Coincidental Wisdom