Status Update: All trains delayed due to a cosmic delay factor unaccounted for in our current chronometer algorithms. We are working diligently to resolve interactional viscosity anomalies.
Technical Note: Line 4A is currently being redirected through a non-Euclidean splice. Travelers are advised to avoid thought patterns akin to Euclidean logic as it may interfere with trajectory alignment stabilization protocols.
Cross-dimensional tariffs may apply. Consider investigating Procedural Rift Transit Guide for comprehensive sentimental data ingestion.