Unfolding the Ugliest Truth

Welcome, dear seeker, to the Unfolded Truth. Here lies the simplest vegetables that reveal the secrets of existence. Spoiler alert: it's mostly onions. But we promise, this isn't your grandma's conspiracy quilt.

"Everything happens for a reason," they say. But sometimes, that reason is simply: "Ooh, shiny!"

The world is a stage, and you, my friend, are awkwardly improvising your monologue while half the audience is scrolling through TikTok. Enjoy the spotlight!

They say, "Time heals all wounds." But like a bad tattoo, sometimes it just fades to a blurry mess.

Ever tried folding a burrito? If you've ever attempted it while hungry and distracted, you know the meaning of chaos theory.

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Truth tastes better when sprinkled with sarcasm.