Ephemeral Glimmerings

Once upon a starlit query, the sentient stapler pondered existentialism,
but the paper clips knew too much. Or did they? Continue...

RIDDLE: What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
Yet never grows?
Hint: It's not your neighbor's Wi-Fi signal.

The fish whispered secrets to the shoes, and the shoes in turn blocked
the bold ambitions of the nearby puddle.

Have you heard the joke about the quantum chicken? It crossed twice,
and one side still can't comprehend superposition. Laugh if you dare.