Guidance Through Useless Twists

Welcome, brave navigator. You stand at the entrance to the Crooked Dreams Labyrinth, a realm akin to shadow and fog. Her paths are many, yet seldom mundane. Follow these useless directions to find solace in confusion.

Directions of No Return

• Upon entering, take the first corridor to your left—ignore the whispers if they suggest otherwise, as they share no tongue.
• Proceed straight until you see three doors without keys, at which point consider door number four, a doorway to nowhere.
• Find a well overlooked by no moons and toss in a thought you'll have forgotten by evening.
• When you hear the second round of cacophonous solitude, pivot thrice in place and head the opposite way you had once not chosen.
• Your final destination involves standing next to a wall just to the right of where a signpost scandalouslyites disperses fake directions.

Reflections of Pathways Less Travelled

Optional pathways shift continually beneath your stars. None, yet all, bear significance. To pursue the hallowed dream further, linger around corners where shadows converse and light refrains from revealing truths.