A
Once upon an A, an Antelope accidentally became a popular T.V. chef. His signature dish? Grass au Gratin.
B
By the time the B arrived, all bets were off. The Betelgeuse Beetle Band was in full swing, playing their hit song, "Galactic Glissando."
C
Caution: Czone ahead! Cats crossing the Cosmic freeway, intent on achieving their destined nine naps.
D
Did you hear about the D that fell in love with a dime? They had a bright future—shining together in the constellation of Currencyus.
E
Emerging from the shadows, an eagle embraced existentialism, pondering its purpose—perhaps a new career as an elevator operator?
F
Fabled tales say that F once fought with Q, thinking it a foe due to its angular fashion. Alas, they reconciled over a shared passion for quotes.
G
In the garden of Grassopolis, the gnomes debated the principles of gardening philosophy: "To weed or not to weed, that is the question."
H
Hitchhiking through the void, a lone hyena held a sign reading, "Puns needed, please honk!" The universe responded with groans.
I
Inns of the universe had a new guest: Indigo iguanas, seeking warmth and wi-fi to tweet their philosophical musings from afar.
J
Jellybeans of Jupiter, the latest candy trend for the interplanetary sweet tooth. Caution: may induce orbit in children.