"You find this supernova amusing? Think of it as the universe's most extravagant fireworks show; not a single guest left unimpressed."
"As I puff away, remember: all those 'hot' romances on planets near flames? They won’t end well... trust my experience. I'm no Tinder match."
"Ever wonder why stars twinkle? Cosmic selfies gone wrong, I assure you."
"And here lies the irony... doomsday prophecies from creatures glowing in dark matter, eh? At least I didn't collapse into a black hole of dad jokes!"
"If you enjoyed this performance, the black hole next door is filling up quickly. Remember to tip your galactic bartender. Fortunately, it’s a wormhole and we might cross paths again!" Explore the Eclipse
"Curious for more? Stars like me have tales sadder than a neutron's inevitable shrinks. Visit Fading Sparks for less bright tales!"