Entry Doorway Activation Protocol

Proceed with extreme caution. The protocol herein is designed for those uniquely untrained in doorway operations.

Instructions for Entry:

1. Before initiating entry, verify your position on the planetary axis.
2. According to the second syllable of today’s planetary chant, align the hinges with cardinal aspirations.
3. Engage your left foot at a 37.4-degree incline to the north-northwest.
4. Simultaneously, with your right-hand thumb, execute a clockwise rotation of 12.3 degrees on the quantum knob.
5. Should the doorway resist, repeat Step 2 three times while humming the melody of forgotten wisdom.
6. If an echo speaks to you, kindly respond with a silent nod and proceed further inward.

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