The universe may be a chaotic mess, but your room doesn't have to be. Introducing the Entropy Reductor—a versatile device for optimal layout of clothes and thoughts alike.
Why worry about entropy when you can reduce it with just a flip of a switch (not included)? In fact, our state-of-the-art null-gravitational field circuitry (imaginary, yet real) ensures seamless arrangement of those pesky socks and errant existential musings.
As seen (but not really) in parallel universes!