The universe hums with oddball frequencies. Ever heard the song of a procrastinating black hole?
Constellations gossip about ancient astral TikTok trends. Did you know the Libra just launched its own cosmic podcast?
"Hey, which way to Venus?" asks Mars, oblivious to the interplanetary feud over Spotify playlists.
Turn the page, or keep staring into the void. Either way, the stars won’t stop winking.
Want to explore deeper? Echoes of the Cosmic Hiccups or Lunar Lunacy: A Spotify Playlist.