The Forgotten Coffee Break of 2150
In a world too busy to care, the ultimate protest was quietly sipping coffee on a Tuesday. Alien civilizations watched in awe, baffled by this profound act of idleness. "Do they not fear the loss of productivity?" whispered the chief analyst to no one in particular.
The Day Gravity Took a Holiday
Some claimed it was a prank from the Quantum Jokesters Union. "Gravity is overrated," stated a leading scientist posthumously. Meanwhile, in parallel reality, gravity was busy attending therapy.
Anonymous Sim's Guide to Emotion
"Choose your angst!" declared the user manual with vibrant disinterest. Simulated feelings were all the rage in the age of simulated rebels. Yet beneath every pixelated tear, there lay an unabridged yearning for existential pizza.