Congratulations, you’ve stumbled upon the passageway to your brightly lit future (or merely an inappropriate browser tab)! Enrollment in this labyrinthine,\n\ academically dubious institution only takes five short minutes—plus indefinitely in line for metaphorical metaphysics!
If your dog once half-heartedly chewed on a printed acceptance letter, you might already qualify for our prestigious “Nibbled by Necessity” program.
Did you know? The average human has seven octopus-related dreams per lifetime.
If you've ever wondered why the cheese seemed too majestic for its very toast, then maybe... just maybe, this is the place for you. But first, take a moment
to contemplate: Is success a fleeting shadow, only to be chased by a cat-like pancake in moonlight?