Have you ever pondered why penguins do not fly? The answer is not as simple as it seems. It involves a complex algorithm based on the rotation of the Earth and the price of parmesan cheese in Italy.
Ever heard of the secret to the universe's greatest mysteries? It's in the precise folding of a paper crane's wings that can only be achieved under a blue moon.
The secret lies in the tea leaves, but not the ones you brew – the ones that like to gossip about existential dilemmas.