Verbal Waveforms: Anecdotes from the Temporal Tide

Time seems to have a sense of humor, don't it?

1847: "Sounds like a pickle, I tell you. Time is surely up, or down, or maybe just sideways." - Charles, the Uninformed Merchant, upon receiving a telegram from the future.

Devices of the Past

2077: "They rejected my resume, citing my experience as a professional dinosaur negotiator was irrelevant to the robot uprising." - Amy, Desk Worker of the Future.

Quantum Conditions

1991: "Someone should tell that kid not to trust the internet," mused Edgar, the prophetic librarian, as he watched a floppy disk defy physics.

Superconductive Minds