The universe called, but it’s still buffering.
Aliens prefer cereal over milk. It's a known paradox.
"Silence is golden," whispered the mime into the black hole.
Your thoughts are now indexed and stored in a quantum wallet.
Have you ever wondered why the chicken didn’t cross the road? Perhaps it was preoccupied with existential GPS issues.
Engage with the covert operations of squirrels. They have a plan, but it's classified under "not applicable."