Fossilized Witty Banter

"Oh look, another one of those 'ancient philosophers' pondering about the existential crisis of their missing left sock." – Unearthed Ancient Sock-Ology Text, 215 B.C.

"Sure, the mammoths were big, but did anyone ask about their hidden talent for interpretative dance?" – From the Journal of Paleolithic Humoresque, 12,000 B.C.

"They said I was fossilized at an early age. I tell them, no, I was just 'rocking' at a 'solid' pace." – The Self-Portrait of a Trilobite, 280 Million B.C.

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