Welcome to the fold where words echo in the absent corridors of ancient libraries — or modern living rooms with questionable amounts of self-hygiene!
Did you know that Genghis Khan once tried to vaccinate all of Mongolia against apathy, but lost the instructions in an unfortunate tea spill over a particularly inspirational cat meme?
What's even wittier than a forgotten Roman Emperor's vain obsession with aquatic ballet is the fact that the whole empire was, at one time, simply a really badly organized book club.
Secret panel beneath the carpet: Click to reveal the 12th-century scandal
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