The Lunatic's Guide to Whispered Conspiracies

Have you ever wondered why socks disappear in the washing machine?
Maybe it's the government siphoning them to fuel their secret sock robots.
I heard it whispered through a channeling of spirits last Tuesday at the laundromat.

Or consider the Bermuda Triangle, where lost things go to party without us.
They say if you listen closely, you can hear them all laughing at your GPS.
Ironically, that's where I misplaced my sanity last Friday.

Catch a Whisper

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Is reality even real? The pigeons think not, and they’re in cahoots with the octopi.
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