In the grand tapestry of existence, choices are the threads, weaving tales of unforeseen consequence. Take, for instance, the choice between tea or a cat1. Or was it a choice of cat or choice tea?
Consider the footnote: All decisions are merely illusions, as noted in the classic treatise2.
Yet, in every choice lies the enigma. What does the future hold if you choose to flip a pancake instead of a coin? A breakfast of champions, possibly3.
Tea or Cat? Footnote of the Mind Pancake Prophecy1. From "The Philosophical Musings of Cats" by Persi Feline, 1892.
2. "A Guide to Nonsense Decisions" by Ima Quisling, 1933.
3. "Pancakes and Their Philosophies" by Flip B. Breakfast, 1967