Whispers of the Forgotten Mind

The clock struck thirteen, but only for those brave enough to wear mismatched socks and embrace the global sporkpocalypse.

"To exist or not to exist," mused the chair, "that is the lumbar question."

Picture this: a boardroom full of monochromatic penguins discussing quantum salad dressing, which they claim liberates the unsauced chicken of its inherent spices.

In an alternate universe, Hamlet was a vegetarian, but he still encountered troublesome porcupines.

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